Ann Equals Awesome

This morning at work we had a breakfast for YA superstar Ann Brashares. I’ve read and loved every one of the books in the Sisterhood series, and so it was a real pleasure to see her in person and have her sign a copy of the latest book Forever in Blue.

First off, she’s absolutely gorgeous, and had just come from her appearance on Canada AM, so the first thing she said was something along the lines of ‘that explains all the makeup.’ (And I’m probably paraphrasing).

She spoke for a few minutes and then someone asked if she wrote the books chronologically or if she wrote each character separately. And, in fact, it’s the latter. Brashares has colour-coded cue cards for each character and maps out what’s going to happen to each of them in one fell swoop. She spends as much time as she needs with each one, notes out all of their scenes, and then spreads out the cards all around her house to plot out the book.

It was inspiring to hear her speak about her creative process. She writes the books in that way because she feels that every character deserves her full attention, which I was fascinated with because it’s not the way that I write at all. I might try it though considering she’s finished, ahem, many books and I’ve never completed a one!

And Carmen is her favourite character, which sort of surprised me. But when I went up to talk to her and get my book signed, I told her that Bridget, being a motherless-daughter herself, had a special place in my heart. She also asked me a lot of questions about me and what I did at the company etc., etc., and I said, “I’m not here to talk about me!” And then we laughed. As a writer, she told me, she’s always more interested in other people’s lives than speaking about her own. Delightful, I say, absolutely delightful!

On the whole, she’s just wonderful, well-spoken, intelligent, everything you hope and expect an author to be…

Readings Dot Org Indeed!

Last night Zesty and I braved the cold to attend a truly spectacular evening of readings at Harbourfront. Part of their weekly series, last night Vikram Chandra, Colm Tóibín and Neil Smith read from their new works. Of the three, Toibin, of course, stands out, the headliner who read last, he honestly brought tears to my eyes.

Sacred Games is a huge (and I mean massive) novel by Chandra, who read first. His readings were a bit dense but they did capture my interest both in terms of their subject matter (modern-day, crime-addled Mumbai), and their descriptive value. The third reading, of the passages the author selected, was by far the best. I’m not sure if it’s enough to pull me up and out into the novel, but there was a bit about women and marriage in his passage that grabbed me by its plaintive ache and sort of held on.

Neil Smith read about half of the first story from his Bang/Crunch, the collection that’s launched him as part of Knopf Canada’s New Face of Fiction this year. Tall, thin, impeccably dressed, Neil Smith’s reading was humourous and intriguing at the same time. The story, about a premature baby and her mother, and by extension her sperm donor of a father, was funny, insightful and urged me to read more.

But, as I said above, the true highlight of the evening for me was Tóibín. Wow. He sauntered on to stage looking like a middle-aged English professor in his jacket and thin tie, and his face has such deliciously deep creases that you could even call them folds. He started to speak immediately as he stepped behind the microphones, telling lovely stories about music festivals, troubles in Armagh and a trip to Australia. At first, you wonder where it’s all going, and then he read “A Song” from Mothers and Sons, and you slowly, as the narrative unfolds, realize that he’s showing you all of the inspiration for this particular story. I’m telling you, it brought tears to my eyes. Tears.

Amazon Takes Down The Long Tail…

…By one ridiculous email after another.

This morning I opened up my email to find yet another useless ‘if you like this you’re sure to love this’ email from Amazon.ca. First off, let me say that I heart Amazon and do use their site all the time. What I find frustrating is the very odd computer program that matches up the likes and dislikes, which obviously doesn’t know its head from its motherboard’s a**.

And I quote:

We’ve noticed that customers who have expressed interest in Snow by Orhan Pamuk have also ordered Still Life With Husband by Lauren Fox. For this reason, you might like to know that Lauren Fox’s Still Life With Husband is now available in Hardcover. You can order your copy at a savings of 37% by following the link below.

Okay, here are all the things that are wrong with this:

1. I did not order Snow, I merely browsed the title while doing research for my Around the World in 52 Books. Amazon should not be recommending books based upon browsing, it makes me feel like my every single movement is being watched, categorized and then pounced upon. It makes me want to destroy my profile and never shop there again.

2. Seriously? Still Life with Husband? Compared to Nobel-prize winning Pamuk? Here’s the description:

Yes, it’s an affair novel, but file this adroit but placid debut under chick lit for early marrieds—the ones who are not sure they want to be on the baby-house-‘burbs track. At 30, Emily Ross is a Milwaukee freelance writer with a part-time job as assistant editor at a medical journal called Male Reproduction and a marriage to “steady, staid” Kevin, a technical writer she met in college. Kevin, “innocent and intolerable,” wants a baby and a house. Emily is ambivalent and bored. A few pages in, Emily meets David Keller, a dark, good-looking writer/editor at the local alternative newspaper, and starts an affair. Things, as expected, do not go well, but Fox’s voice is steady, moving easily between comedy and drama.

They’re comparing Snow, crimes against Turkishness-Amnesty call out serious-type writing to chicklit, and not just any old chicklit, but vapid, trite and obviously clichéd chicklit.

I’m all for the terribly abused and over-used long tail philosophy of marketing, but the problem remains that Amazon is attempting to harness what should just come naturally: a person making connections through books and finding new authors based on external recommendations. This recommendation system shouldn’t be some computer program that’s matched up two books that wouldn’t be caught dead being catagorized together on a table if the bookstore were any less virtual. Obviously, there’s a problem with the circuitry. And for now, under no circumstances will I be ordering Still Life with Husband.

#9 – Havana Best Friends

As much as I didn’t want to, I had to put down The Master and pick up Havana Best Friends this weekend. There was a slight chance that I might get to interview Jose Latour for work and I needed to be prepared just in case (which also included reading his latest book Outcast, which comes out in February, review tk).

For any of you more familiar readers of MTRH, you’ll know that I don’t read a lot of mysteries and/or thrillers. It’s not because I don’t enjoy them, it’s more because my tastes tend more toward the literary and less toward the commercial in fiction, which isn’t meant to imply anything at all in terms of the quality of the writing. However, I think that Latour manages to cross over the boundary from the commercial to the almost-literary exceptionally well, and this book is a mixture of all kinds of influences.

I think the recipe for Havana Best Friends starts with a few cups of good spy fiction like John le Carré, it’s flavoured slightly with a bit of the bombastic nature of Robert Ludlum, then all the ingredients are tossed around with Law and Order for a minute to see what sticks, and to taste, just add a hint of Mankell. Presto! You’ve got the novel. Yet, even though you can compare it to many titles, the style is Latour’s own: brazen, bold and sometimes funny (with a wickedly blush-worthy sex scene), the book takes you along for a ride and never really leaves you behind, and I think that’s his key skill as a novelist.

The implausible plot actually works and there wasn’t a moment where I said, “Oh come on!” In short, there’s a fortune hidden in the walls of an old Havana apartment. Put there by a wealthy follower of Batista before Castro’s revolution, the son of the man wants to reclaim his treasure. But it’s not as easy as it seems because there are people living in the apartment, and now the question becomes: does the fortune exist and, if so, how do they get it?

What follows is a tense, even chilling, thriller that winds around the central mystery until the book’s satisfying conclusion. As the Cuban entry in my Around the World in 52 Books challenge, I’m happy to say that Latour’s descriptions of the place, of the people, and of the country itself did give me a sense of what life is like there. And I did enjoy that some of the places Latour talks about, I’d seen, so it felt real to me in that way too. This book didn’t pass the heartbreak test, but I enjoyed it anyway. It was perfect reading for a cold January afternoon.

#8 – Mothers and Sons

Colm Tóibín’s new short story collection, Mothers and Sons, took me completely by surprise. I must confess that I don’t read a lot of short stories with the exception of Alice Munro and the ones in Taddle Creek. Like so many aspiring writers, I have drawers of unfinished short stories that I’ll cull one day for ideas and sharp sentences, but that doesn’t mean I seek out the art form. It’s a shame because when they’re done well, like here, they really are exceptional in the way they convey so much in so few pages. Anyway, like I said the other day, I have tickets to see him read at Harbourfront on February 7th, and I wanted to at least have read one of his books.

And wow.

The stories are magnificent. Each one so utterly and entirely complete, and even though Tóibín’s narrative style is somewhat removed, even emotionally distant, you still get to the heart of the characters as quickly as if you were hit by lightning. The first story, “The Use of Reason,” reminded me so much of Flannery O’Connor’s “Everything That Rises Must Converge,” and even though there’s no Southern grotesque in Tóibín’s writing, there is an element of human desperation that finds its way into each of the stories defining a relationship on some level between a mother and a son. And I think the first one, of all of them, remains my favourite. I don’t want to give anything away so I won’t go into the plots of any of the stories except to say that reading this book was a true pleasure. So much so that it spurned me into my next Around the World in 52 Books read, which is Tóibín’s The Master.

Tragic Right Updates

Okay so it’s been a pretty busy few days, with lots going on, and I love lists, so here we go:

1. 24 kicked all kinds of crazy ass last night, but my favourite part? When Jack retired for eleven minutes. Awe-some. His retirement was even shorter than Jay Z’s. And let’s talk about 99 Problems: nuclear bombs, presidential bomb shelters with cell phone signals (heh), crazy sibling rivalry, and Rena Sofer as the ‘wife’ character, like someone that hot would end up with angry short man McCrane, but whatever. Enjoyable!

2. Editing and re-editing is super-hard work but I’ve handed in my third draft, just minutes ago, of one of my Classic Starts. I’ve been doing them forever in my spare time and I’m super-exhausted and really want to start working on my other projects.

3. I’ve been attempting to find a version of microwave popcorn that isn’t completely and utterly disgusting. See, I hate butter, love cooking with it, hate the taste and smell otherwise, but every single version of the damn popcorn has way, way too much fake butter on it. And I can’t seem to find a damn box of ‘original’ anywhere. It’s very annoying. We tried “corn on the cob” (oh my god it’s nasty) and cheddar (equally nasty) and are now about to give up entirely. But hell, maybe that’s a good thing as I supposed to be dieting anyway.

4. Tina Fey’s 30 Rock is damn, damn funny. So funny that I actually rewound this bit from last week’s episode about Tracy Morgan (aka Tracy Jordan) “writing” his “memoirs” because it cracked me up so much.

5. I am going to see Colm Toibin on February 7th. I just finished reading his new book of short stories Mothers and Sons, full review to come tomorrow, and it’s bloody brilliant. I’ve also started The Master, which is on the 1001 Books list and my Around the World challenge.

6. I saw Dreamgirls on the weekend and really enjoyed it. Beyoncé was kind of flat but utterly gorgeous, but I totally agree with all of the reviews of Jennifer Hudson, man she completely steals the show. Wow. And I hope that Eddie Murphy wins the Oscar, but who knows…I’m not making any predictions just yet but I have a feeling that all my Oscar ballots will be from the heart, which is always the death of me in our company-party pools.

7. I read Don Hannah’s Ragged Islands. Although not on either of my lists, I’m still saying its #7 for the year, and I have to say that I did enjoy it. Quickly, it’s the story of Susan Ann, an elderly woman brought to the hospital on her last days, that floats in and out of consciousness. When she’s in her ‘dream’ state, she’s all over her life, from start to finish, and it’s fantastical, mystical and whimsical all at the same time. There is a central mystery to her story that never gets solved but I think that’s okay because the book is more about the fact that life simply doesn’t give you the answers. Hannah, a playwright, borrows heavily from Laurence and Shields, but that’s okay, there’s room in CanLit for more than two ornery old broads.

Whew! What a week already…

#6 – Slow Man

Now, I am gladly going to knock another one off the 1001 Books list with J.M. Coeztee’s Slow Man. Oh, and that takes care of South Africa in my Around the World in 52 Books challenge as well. But what do I really have to say about the book? Well, that’s a bit more difficult considering my toes have been cold all day, I’ve got a “spot” on my forehead, and I’m so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open.

All of my remarks about this particular book will be prefaced by the fact that J.M. Coetzee is a well-deserved Nobel Prize winner. In fact, he is probably one of the greatest writers living today. I count his books, especially Youth and Disgrace, among my personal favourites. But lately, especially after the fiasco of a book that Elizabeth Costello turned out to be, I’m starting to wonder if he’s spending a bit too much time, well, talking to himself.

As the critical consensus is split between whether or not the character Elizabeth Costello is in fact Coetzee himself, I have to wonder about why he chose to include her, yet again, in another one of his novels. The story of Slow Man takes place in Australia where an older gentleman, Paul Rayment, ends up in a terrible biking accident where he loses a leg. The amputation puts a stop to his life as he has know it, obviously, and, as the novel progresses, he is less inclined to get better and more inclined to stop living altogether.

Nurses are assigned from the hospital’s roster of home care to care for Paul once he gets home, and he goes through a number of them before settling on Marjiana, who becomes a catalyst in his life for many reasons. And when things start to unravel as a result of both his injury and his professional relationship with this woman, Elizabeth Costello shows up on his doorstep unannounced, and stays. She’s an omnipotent character of sorts, spouting all kinds of meta-fictional/philosophical speeches about the state of his existence. And that’s where the book sort of goes off the rails for me—I don’t mean to sound flippant because I loved the first half of the novel, but the rest, meh.

One the whole, the book, at the beginning, comes close to passing the heartbreak test, and it excels at what Coetzee does best, which is delve into the most frighteningly human aspects of his characters when they’re set upon in the most horrific of ways. But the second half of the book became so pedantic and almost existential (not that that is a bad thing) that I sort of felt like I was listening to a Beckett play rather than reading a novel. And had I known I was going to be reading a Beckett-like novel, I would have been okay with it, but as it sort of showed up out of the blue to become that way, I was put off, and kind of disappointed.

Will that stop me from reading more Coetzee, not on your life. Primarily because he writes such awesome sentences, strings the words together like this:

“No, Paul, I could care less if you tell me made-up stories. Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths.”
She pauses, cocks an eyebrow at him. Is it his turn? He has nothing more to say. If truth and lies are the same, then speech and silence may as well be the same too.

But did it mix up my thoughts on Slow Man, absolutely. It’s almost as if Coetzee wrote two different novels and then patched them together, or he fell so in love with Elizabeth Costello from her own novel, that he wanted to keep on writing her. My only unanswered question now is why?

#5 – Forever In Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood

I saw the little blurb on Entertainment Weekly‘s “Must List” this morning that said, “Talk about good jeans: Expect lotsa laughter and tears for the Sisterhood…in the final volume of the well-worn series.” It reminded me that I can now blog about the fact that I did, indeed, read Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood by Ann Brashares a few months back when our ARCs arrived in the office.

Well, I wouldn’t say read as much as I would say absolutely inhaled, “skipped” dance class and sat in bed reading while my RRHB walked by saying “Are you STILL reading, don’t you want some dinner?”

Sigh.

It’s delicious,and totally lovely, and a perfect ending (if indeed it is the end) for a the sweet YA series by Brashares. I’ve loved and read all three other installments and totally recommend them to girls young and old when they need a little pick me up.

#4 – The God Of Small Things

Arundhati’s Roy’s first novel, The God of Small Things, won the Booker Prize in 1997, which I’m assuming is one of the reasons why it was included in the 1001 Books list (I’m at 122! whee!). Set in Kerala, India primarily in 1969 and moving through the odd flash-forward to present-day (1996), the novel tells the story of two different-egg twins Estha and Rahel before, during and after the tragic death of their British cousin, Sophie Mol.

Told in a narrative style that is frustrating to say the least, Roy’s brilliance comes in spurts, where she puts words together in such a fashion that yes, her prose comes close to my heartbreak test, but on the whole, I felt like I was walking through mud while reading this novel. Lovely thoughts about loneliness, the meaning of family and the implication of the caste system permeate the novel as Estha and Rahel discover that life can absolutely change irrevocably in a day, and that one event can stain your entire existence. After Sophie Mol dies, the twins, now separated, wander through life feeling half-whole, disjointed and totally ruined by the emotional damage inflicted upon them.

There’s no coherent story, but you get a sense of the events from Roy’s vignettes, each told in a very child-like tone: the twins are born into a bad marriage, their flighty, beautiful, but damaged mother takes them back to her mother’s house, where they live with their uncle and their great-aunt, their uncle’s ex-wife comes to visit from Britain bringing along their beautiful, sand-coloured cousin, said cousin dies tragically, their mother’s affair with a Paravan is revealed, his life forever changed, she’s shunned, one of the twins must go live with their father, the other becomes totally lost.

But you piece together the events like a puzzle as the novel moves backwards and forwards towards the penultimate event: Sophie Mol’s death. The final, deep, dark tragedy, of what happens when the romantic relationship between Ammu, their mother, and Velutha, the Paravan, becomes public knowledge, is an offering from Roy to her own gods of small things, the rights and wrongs of the world, of how love isn’t always magical and sometimes simply doesn’t change anything, and how some people just become lost in their lives at any age.

Part of my own goals with this Around the World in 52 Books project is to experience the literature of other countries, in this case, India, to feel the sights and the sounds, to breathe in the air a bit differently, and the novel truly accomplishes that—I got a real sense of the surroundings, of Kerala, and of the social and political differences between the characters in the book. Am I glad I read this novel, yes, but would I highly recommend it, probably not, but that doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t be totally enthralled by the magical, almost mystical, non-linear storytelling.