Why be hatin‘?
But really, this is kind of funny:
URL (as pronounced “ERL”): Few things invoke more contempt for humanity than someone who pronounces URL as “erl.” It’s an acronym, not a word you douche! Between people who say “erl” and programmers who pronounce char (an abbreviation for character) as “chär” (with the “ch” pronounced like in “chart”), I get so pissed that I just want to saw my arms off.
And notice I’m not using quotes.
Dude, I always say “earl.”
That was a nice friendship we had…once.
I think I just hung up my fake phone on you.