Why I would make a terrible housewife:
1. I never check the pockets, of ANYTHING, hence as I just threw my RRHB’s work clothes into the washing machine, I also washed his totally expensive phone. Yes, it went in the wash. Do you think it’ll survive after it dries? I don’t.
Bad, bad wife.
I washed 6 packs of matches before I finally realized I should start checking pockets. But then I washed 2 more packs, so I guess that didn’t really work out. I ended up buying a large box of wooden matches that wouldn’t fit into anyone’s pockets.
~ Betsy, a totally random person
Have I ever told you that you make me WAIL?
Don’t sweat it. It’s God’s way of teaching men to wash their own damn clothes. — Deborah