Because there are few places on the web where the words “apocalyptic gloom” and Ashlee Simpson work better than on Popwatch. Oh this poor, poor man who is unable to realize that little in the world of pop music has to do with anything other than the world ending.
Because I wake up to it every damn morning as I listen to the asinine morning team berate someone for having leaking rectums or something equally disgusting, and then am forced to listen to the second worst song I’ve ever heard in my life: “Photograph” by Nickelback:
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey’’s head?
‘How did our eyes get so red’? Seriously? Did he actually write that down and get all excited because he then took the whopping huge next step of then rhyming “red” with “head.” The man’s a bleeding genius of rectal leakage.
See, you can’t listen to radio in a vacuum.